blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

Saturday Aug 23 @ 06:40am

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

Friday Aug 22 @ 10:53pm
maliara:


I ask for pizza

maliara:

I ask for pizza

Friday Aug 22 @ 10:52pm

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

Friday Aug 22 @ 10:51pm

spacedarlin:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

Friday Aug 22 @ 10:50pm

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex

Friday Aug 22 @ 10:49pm
quizillla:


holy shit

quizillla:

holy shit

Friday Aug 22 @ 10:49pm

chickiefingie:

statue of liberty. 127 years young. catholic. i love to read by candlelight lol (: im really tall for my age but i hit puberty early haha (: anything else just ask <3 (;

Thursday Aug 21 @ 10:37pm
aidn:


rise

aidn:

rise

Thursday Aug 21 @ 10:37pm

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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Thursday Aug 21 @ 10:37pm

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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Thursday Aug 21 @ 10:34pm

She betrayed Ronan. He’s coming back for her. And when he does… (x)

Thursday Aug 21 @ 10:32pm

Chris Pratt worked with Marvel and Children’s Miracle Network Hospital to arrange a special screening of Guardians of the Galaxy for patients, families and staff at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles Wednesday. While the movie played, Pratt snuck out and dressed up as his character, Star-Lord. He spent more than three hours in full costume and handed out movie-themed toys. Pratt also visited patients in the Bone Marrow Transplant Unit, the Children’s Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, and the Pediatric ICU, as they were too sick to join the movie screening that afternoon.

Pratt spent extra time with one patient, Dylan Prunty, who is a longtime Lego fan and recognized the actor’s voice from The Lego Movie. They spent about 10 minutes reciting different scenes from the film.

Thursday Aug 21 @ 10:32pm

asian:

I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten

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"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."

Thursday Aug 21 @ 10:31pm
speakfriendandenter:


Sansa lets me know when I been on tumblr too long

speakfriendandenter:

Sansa lets me know when I been on tumblr too long

Thursday Aug 21 @ 10:30pm
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