corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

Wednesday Jul 23 @ 02:16pm

Wednesday Jul 23 @ 02:15pm

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

Wednesday Jul 23 @ 02:14pm

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Wednesday Jul 23 @ 02:09pm

hanntagonist:

tastefullyoffensive:

Pun Dog #3 (previously) [x]

this makes me happy

Wednesday Jul 23 @ 02:03pm
89cats:

(by dczek)

89cats:

(by dczek)

Wednesday Jul 23 @ 12:44am

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

Wednesday Jul 23 @ 12:37am

nerdyfangirl:

tyrannosaurme:

#DOES NATHAN FILLION DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT BE BITTER ABOUT FIREFLY

No.

Wednesday Jul 23 @ 12:37am

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

Wednesday Jul 23 @ 12:36am
http://officialunitedstates.tumblr.com/post/92534167146/ways-for-chef-to-circumvent-taste-tester-and

officialunitedstates:

Ways for Chef to Circumvent Taste-Tester and Defeat King

  1. Only poison 10% of the chicken breast. The odds that the taste-tester will eat the poison part is slim but the king will probably eat at least some of the bad part
  2. Use any poison that takes longer than an hour to work
  3. Use a very dense…
Tuesday Jul 22 @ 01:00pm

Tuesday Jul 22 @ 10:02am

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Tuesday Jul 22 @ 10:01am

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

Tuesday Jul 22 @ 09:59am
giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Tuesday Jul 22 @ 09:56am

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

Tuesday Jul 22 @ 08:49am
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